Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
