Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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