apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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