ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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