Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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