3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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