She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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