okay pat passed out under dana's car
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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