You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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