Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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