Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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