I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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