quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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