sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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