I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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