I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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