Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I sprained my soul last night
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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