Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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