No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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