can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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