what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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