Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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