so explain again why im purple
no
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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