is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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