Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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