Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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