You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
