Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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