Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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