just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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