She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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