Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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