"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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