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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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