it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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