For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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