May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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