Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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