shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If that was your dad, he is hot
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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