I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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