She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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