Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Small penises have feelings too.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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