Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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