David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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