I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't think brook has ever known best
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Shame - the story of my life.
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