Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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