Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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