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How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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