Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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