do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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