dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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