quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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