I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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