6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
is it fun? or sober?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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