your thong is hanging out like whoa
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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