We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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