the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
