I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
how drunk are you?
Several
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
