i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I am available for nakedness
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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