HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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