Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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