yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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